First Laughter

Hi, my name is Rao Umar Javed, but my friends call me Rao. However, you can just call me James Bond 007.97836729.

giphy

It seems quite obvious, but still I will tell you that I am about to make you smile – but don’t smile now that comes later.

As it is my first blog I ought to introduce myself. So I am a writer, and a part-time entertainer:

I like those people who say:

“Wow! Dude, you are funny”

I just love those people who say:

“Omg! You are a crazy guy”

But if you ever call me a moron then listen very carefully…I will kiss you.

WARNING: My kiss is highly toxic, might result in extreme irritation or eventually might lead to death.

So as I was saying that this is my first blog so I ought to introduce myself. I am a writer, and a kind of funny and crazy person. Actually, I don’t understand the difference between funny and being crazy. Hence, I asked my friend, Mr. I Know Everything But The Size of My Pajama

Me: What is the difference between being funny and being crazy?

Mr. I Know Everything But The Size of My Pajama: Well, being funny is like twisting the words and introducing a bit of sarcasm into what you are saying.

ME: OK…that was funny because I did not understand what you mean.

Mr. I Know Everything But The Size of My Pajama: Yep that’s funny…funny varies from person to person. If I slap you; some will find it funny and some will find it barbaric.

ME: Hmm…certainly I won’t find it funny if you slap me. So what is like being crazy then?

Mr. I Know Everything But The Size of My Pajama: Well, being crazy involves more of action than words. You cant be while you are writing your blogs.

ME: Oh that is confusing…why don’t I just try to be myself?

Mr. I Know Everything But The Size of My Pajama: Well that will be stupid because you are stupid.

ME: Oh ya…what makes you think that you are so smart…you don’t even know the size of your Pajama.

Mr. I Know Everything But The Size of My Pajama: Actually I do…its X

Me: There is not size as X. There is S for small, M for middle, L for large and XL for extra large.

Mr. I Know Everything But The Size of My Pajama: Exactly that’s my point…I don’t wear Pajamas

Me: Oh we have to find the X then.

Are you smiling now – please don’t smile now that comes later

So as I was saying that this is my first blog so I ought to introduce myself. And I am a crazy guy, and I am writing this blog and I am intending to further write more blogs that have some degree of humor in it. To be honest and with all due respect, sometimes I don’t understand that why do people even write blogs. Some people invest their most precious works in order to get some fruitful comments and likes. I am not saying that it is a totally worthless thing but it is certainly a risky thing…at least for the person who seriously wants to advance his life as a full-time writer, because if your endeavorments are stolen then maybe you won’t even get a chance to blame. As they say:

“The people who live in the house of glass, should go to washroom at night”

OH SORRY I said it wrong, its actually:

“The people who live in a house of glass, should not throw stones at another person’s house.”

Please don’t smile now I am telling you it comes later.

Some other people like to talk about there personal life on blogs. I mean seriously…I don’t care, dude, if your crush does not like you. Sometimes I am like:

Patrick Bateman with Axeusjzhbz (1)

What I like is narrative writing, a bit of poetry and a whole lot of insanity. In future I will write some compelling stuff, so stay in touch.

So as I was saying that this is my first blog so ought to make you smile, then brace yourself because I am about to tell you a joke.

One friend to another:

First Friend: Dude I am about to tell you a joke

Second Friend: Sure…tell

First Friend: “A Joke”

Are you smiling? OK sorry that was a very lame joke, or should I say it was “A Joke”

-Over and Out
Rao Umar Javed

Advertisements

19 comments

    1. Ah…your welcome Ramla…like I said in last line a torrent of humorous and creative blogs are coming so brace yourself.

      “Abhi to party shuru hovi hai”

      😉😉😉😉😉😉😉😉😉😉

      And if my blogs don’t make you laugh they will always make you smile. Inshallah. 😊

      Like

  1. Although A Joke was lame, I still smiled. So may be it was not that lame after all. 😉 Ah! You were so modest in your blog, I didn’t even realize it was you Rao. You are not crazy…….you are eccentric, weirdo and a healthy dose of loony mixed into a single concoction. :p
    P.S:BTW your blog is pretty cool. Here’s to an awesome blog ahead. *raising my can of Pepsi*

    Liked by 1 person

    1. Ah…I love you toooo Sis…😄

      And yep…the guy without the pajama is very much me talking to myself. I don’t talk to myself very often, but yes, sometimes I need experts advice so I talk to myself. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

      Liked by 2 people

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s