Hi, my name is Rao Umar Javed, but my friends call me Rao. However, you can just call me James Bond 007.97836729.
It seems quite obvious, but still I will tell you that I am about to make you smile – but don’t smile now that comes later.
As it is my first blog I ought to introduce myself. So I am a writer, and a part-time entertainer:
I like those people who say:
“Wow! Dude, you are funny”
I just love those people who say:
“Omg! You are a crazy guy”
But if you ever call me a moron then listen very carefully…I will kiss you.
WARNING: My kiss is highly toxic, might result in extreme irritation or eventually might lead to death.
So as I was saying that this is my first blog so I ought to introduce myself. I am a writer, and a kind of funny and crazy person. Actually, I don’t understand the difference between funny and being crazy. Hence, I asked my friend, Mr. I Know Everything But The Size of My Pajama
Me: What is the difference between being funny and being crazy?
Mr. I Know Everything But The Size of My Pajama: Well, being funny is like twisting the words and introducing a bit of sarcasm into what you are saying.
ME: OK…that was funny because I did not understand what you mean.
Mr. I Know Everything But The Size of My Pajama: Yep that’s funny…funny varies from person to person. If I slap you; some will find it funny and some will find it barbaric.
ME: Hmm…certainly I won’t find it funny if you slap me. So what is like being crazy then?
Mr. I Know Everything But The Size of My Pajama: Well, being crazy involves more of action than words. You cant be while you are writing your blogs.
ME: Oh that is confusing…why don’t I just try to be myself?
Mr. I Know Everything But The Size of My Pajama: Well that will be stupid because you are stupid.
ME: Oh ya…what makes you think that you are so smart…you don’t even know the size of your Pajama.
Mr. I Know Everything But The Size of My Pajama: Actually I do…its X
Me: There is not size as X. There is S for small, M for middle, L for large and XL for extra large.
Mr. I Know Everything But The Size of My Pajama: Exactly that’s my point…I don’t wear Pajamas
Me: Oh we have to find the X then.
Are you smiling now – please don’t smile now that comes later
So as I was saying that this is my first blog so I ought to introduce myself. And I am a crazy guy, and I am writing this blog and I am intending to further write more blogs that have some degree of humor in it. To be honest and with all due respect, sometimes I don’t understand that why do people even write blogs. Some people invest their most precious works in order to get some fruitful comments and likes. I am not saying that it is a totally worthless thing but it is certainly a risky thing…at least for the person who seriously wants to advance his life as a full-time writer, because if your endeavorments are stolen then maybe you won’t even get a chance to blame. As they say:
“The people who live in the house of glass, should go to washroom at night”
OH SORRY I said it wrong, its actually:
“The people who live in a house of glass, should not throw stones at another person’s house.”
Please don’t smile now I am telling you it comes later.
Some other people like to talk about there personal life on blogs. I mean seriously…I don’t care, dude, if your crush does not like you. Sometimes I am like:
What I like is narrative writing, a bit of poetry and a whole lot of insanity. In future I will write some compelling stuff, so stay in touch.
So as I was saying that this is my first blog so ought to make you smile, then brace yourself because I am about to tell you a joke.
One friend to another:
First Friend: Dude I am about to tell you a joke
Second Friend: Sure…tell
First Friend: “A Joke”
Are you smiling? OK sorry that was a very lame joke, or should I say it was “A Joke”
-Over and Out
Rao Umar Javed